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04

Sep

I’m not deleting my tumblr, but I’m blocking it from my computer until the semester is over. I just can’t afford distractions from school right now. I’ll be back at Christmas time though!

31

Aug

stankface:

brotherswinchesthair:

softurl:

fluffmugger:

oh look. She’s white.

#if something could function very well as nazi propaganda (even if it’s not) don’t believe it

they’re talking proportionality though, not actually saying she’s the most gorgeous being on the planet. Like idk what to tell you.

As if common POC features such as: eyes that are “too small”, lips that are “too big”, faces that are “too oblong”, noses that are “too wide” or “too long” etc. etc. don’t fit into the category of disproportionate…
As if what is considered proportionally acceptable isn’t heavily leaning in the European direction…

stankface:

brotherswinchesthair:

softurl:

fluffmugger:

oh look. She’s white.

they’re talking proportionality though, not actually saying she’s the most gorgeous being on the planet. Like idk what to tell you.

As if common POC features such as: eyes that are “too small”, lips that are “too big”, faces that are “too oblong”, noses that are “too wide” or “too long” etc. etc. don’t fit into the category of disproportionate…

As if what is considered proportionally acceptable isn’t heavily leaning in the European direction…

(Source: funniestpicever)

lalala-quesadillas:

I don’t want Gabriel to just appear like #notdead
I want him to burst into Dean and Cas and Sam’s motel room, stagger dramatically, and declare DEAN I HAVE SEARCHED THE UNIVERSE FOR YEARS AND I CANNOT FIND YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY

(Source: benbrolioanddudliet)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

(Source: iraffiruse)

Glen Keane on Aladdin’s model.

(Source: mvlans)

ryanvoid:

don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved Batman since I was a tiny child, but I think we all need to come to terms with the fact that he has the personality of very grim yogurt

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

ezriela:


  Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 Promo (New Footage) 

Skyeward in the NEW Season 2 promo!

That’s not skyward that’s creepy as fuck

ezriela:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 2 Promo (New Footage)

Skyeward in the NEW Season 2 promo!

That’s not skyward that’s creepy as fuck

30

Aug

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

apracticalman:

thirdeyeblind-jumper:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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"Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal?"

(Source: loislanes)

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.

2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.

3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.

4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.

5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.

More Reminders- Charlotte Geier  (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

(Source: ivegotyoukeptin)