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01

Aug

romanovnat:

IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHETHER TO GO SEE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY OR NOT… WELL I AM HERE TO TELL YOU TO FCKING SEE IT  BECAUSE WITHOUT SPOILING ANYTHING IT WAS PURELY AMAZING OK. I LOVED IT. EVERYONE IN THE THEATRE LOVED IT. SOME PEOPLE EVEN CLAPPED AT THE END. IT WAS SO BREATHTAKING AND FUNNY AND FULL OF ACTION AND SMART AND SURPRISING. LIKE VERY SURPRISING IN THE MOST WONDERFUL WAYS THAT I’M STILL RECOVERING FROM THE AWESOMENESS

sebadasstian-stan:

proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

(Source: standwithpalestine)

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

Pelvic sorcery
Literally the best description of seduction i have ever fucking heard in my life (via buckysexual)

ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

(Source: ircnpatriot)

31

Jul

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

(Source: somereallygreathair)

Game of Thrones vs. Tumblr

(Source: winteriscoming-eventually)

thestirge:

blondebarbells:

playwright-cute:

comeoutofthewoodwork:

fattyforever:

I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.

Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SEC THO?

HE’S INSULTING HER FOR BEING DUMB

SHE GOT INTO THAT SCHOOL ON HER OWN.

WARNER NEEDED HIS DADDY TO CALL THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET IN.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS.

I’m fairly positive that this movie taught me that it’s okay to be very feminine and love pink and be super fucking smart and take zero shit from dumbass boys.

I also liked how she showed up in her bunny outfit, expecting a costume party, and when she discovered that it wasn’t, she just shrugged and stayed for the party anyway. No “boo-hoo I’m so embarrassed I must run and hide my shame”, she’s got confidence in spades and doesn’t let it throw her off her game, aside from being mildly upset that she was lied to.

(Source: beverlykatz)